Dr Kohl Audio therapy

Dear Patient 125,

Psycho Ward November 30th, Dr Kohl will be bringing in specialist sonic sounds to stimulate you for the sickest night in town.
 He will be playing the fiercest goth, alt and industrial beats from the darkness into our laboratory for you aching limbs. Dr Kohl  has previously played Download, Infest, Resistanz, Slimelight and Sexhibition.
 Buy your tickets now!

Cynth Icorn
Head Nurse of Psycho Ward

Neo Fung and Peach Performance

Dear Patient 125,
Neo Fung and Peach will be released into the wards at Psycho Ward Fever Dream Nov 30th. Their insanity is infectious. Come and join us and witness the outbreak, this incredible duo fresh from the Faecal Matter Catwalk will be drawing you into strange happenings at Psycho Ward. 'The Fung-oid beast hid the foot of monstress Peach inside a cage, where it mutates into a barnacle tangle- if you want to meet the creature, it might also feed on your face.'

Buy your tickets now for an unforgettable night of interactive immersive nursing, experimental performance and goth and alt tunes.

Head Nurse Cynth Icorn

Amy Statik performance

Dear Patient 125,

This your invitation to the first annual Blood Ball- Doctors, Nurses, the insane and in pain unite to fight sickness with sickness- its in your blood. We have the incredible Amy Statik returning to our Operating Theatre for you to witness the death of her act- 'Aquarius'. 

Come and join us at Psycho Ward September 29th.

Cynth Icorn

Head Nurse 

DJ Dr Kohl

Dear Patient 125,
Psycho Ward this Friday June 2nd, Dr Kohl will be bringing in specialist sonic sounds to stimulate you for the sickest night in town.  He will be playing the fiercest goth, alt and industrial beats from the darkness into our laboratory for you aching limbs. Dr Kohl  has previously played Download, Infest, Resistanz, Slimelight and Sexhibition.

Cynth Icorn
Head Nurse of Psycho Ward

FAB Discount for Patients

Dear Patient 125,
As part of our psychofetishism scheme Fetish Alternative Boutique will be offering patients a special discount starting from now until Thursday the 2nd at 7pm. 

There will be a 10% discount across the whole range in store, just mention the code WARD10 at the till before paying! Get there to get your ward ware and indulge in your favoured fabrics and become your fantasies ready for Psycho Ward March 3rd. 

Head Nurse

Cynth Icorn

Nurse Carlotta's Shock treatment

Dear Patient 125,

Nurse Carlotta will be expanding her shock treatment unit for December 2nd and presenting an intense electro therapy demonstration in our operating theatre. Come and marvel at the miracle of science in this deviant exploration of EST with her electrifying violet wand.  

Join us at Psycho Ward- 

-Cynth Icorn

Head Nurse of Psycho Ward

Perverse Nurse- Snake Fevor

Dear Patient 125,

Your next appointment is December 2nd at Psycho Ward. Join us in the operating theatre to witness Snake Fevor's fevered visions as they manifest before you very eyes on stage.

Snake holds Multiple Guinness World Records and is a sword swallower, snake charmer, sideshow, cabaret and circus performer. She is a regular performer at Torture Garden, Cafe De Paris and The Double R Club. But for Psycho Ward she has a very unique sick show for your delectation.

Step into Snake's underworld where her body defies nature!

-Cynth Icorn

Head Nurse of Psycho Ward

Award for best ward wear

Dear Patient 125,

Be present for your ward ware examination on Saturday- wear your heart on your sleeve and you could WIN a DVD of Lips of Blood- a classic erotic horror film from Redemption films with Vampire Nurses to haunt your dreams. Let your madness drive your creation and be in for a chance to WIN!

Head Nurse

Cynth Icorn

New specialist equipment!

Patient 125,

Despite NHS Cuts our underground clinic has an exciting new acquisition- a medical gurney. This gurney is complete with bars, tilting and wheels. Perfect for in depth experimentation-  join us for our ward rounds on Saturday and get your hands on our state of the art renal beds, a proctology table, a traction table and ward beds. Our nurses will also be on hand until 10.30 offering vacbed therapy and violet wand treatment. After 10.30 the wards will be abandoned for you to explore and experiment in yourselves.

Your Cure is waiting

Psycho Ward Saturday July 2nd

-Cynth Icorn
Head Nurse

Research Weekend Itinerary

Dear Students,



Your itinerary for your medical weekend of immersion is as follows, be sure to check in for your examination on Saturday at Psycho Ward for a through examination with hands on experimentation and live dissection.

Friday night- Pain lecture at the Wellcome collection

Saturday day time- Explore London's medical museums

Saturday 8pm- late PSYCHO WARD 

Party on at Slime Light open til -7.30am

Sunday- London Alternative Market

Please share your research findings with the ward

Head Nurse

Sister Cynth Icorn

Audio Therapy- DJ Darkstar

Dear Paitent 125,

This is you appointment to the audio therapy unit at Psycho Ward July 2nd with DJ Darkstar.

DJ DARKSTAR is the occult, shape-shifting Prince of Darkness whose audio art is inspired by the grotesque, the violent and the chaotic.

Specializing with experimentation in the combining the elements of gothic; industrial; dark electro; aggrotech and EBM mixed with dubstep and DnB, Darkstar produces sounds and beats that will unleash the beast within the breast of all the lunatics within the asylum.

“The Serpent spoke this unto me through gilded light and lunacy.”

Taking up residence at Psycho Ward for the second time, DARKSTAR brings us a specially designed and mixed set, unique to the theme of the night, titled ‘Shattered Memories.'

Come close and feel the mania at Psycho Ward July 2nd- your cure is waiting. 

Head Nurse Cynth Icorn