Nurse Perverse performance

Dear Patient 125,

Nurse Perverse will be performing for your viewing pleasure in our operating theatre to get your hearts racing.

A sensual and sexy stimulant in female form, don't miss the newest addition to our line up of lunacy. Your appointment is Friday 2nd of June. 20hrs onwards- cabaret at 22.30

Head Nurse
Cynth Icorn

Belle Atrix and Venus A Raven Art-core performance

Dear Patient 125,

Step into the asylum for an evening of mania next Friday. Come closer, press against the bars and watch Belle Atrix and Venus A Raven enacting an art-core transformation ritual before your very eyes. Witness an exploration of submission, sacrifice and play time in this special performance.

Your next appointment is Friday 23rd of September.
You'd be mad to miss it.
Cynth Icorn
Head nurse of Psycho Ward

Immersive Therapy

Patient 125,

Get down to your appointment on time- arrive early Saturday 23rd for your immersive therapy- Our perverse nurses will be giving one on one appointments between 20.30- 22.30hrs. Check in with our receptionist and step into our house of healing- our team of dedicated specialists will be on hand to provide a through examination and follow up treatment. Our wards are equipped with Violet wands, a vacbed, renal beds, a proctology table,  genuine body bag and a traction table and ward beds will be at your disposal for emergency invasive therapy throughout the night.

Please the nurses and you just might get your medication 

Head Nurse Cynth Icorn

Amy Statik asylum show

Dear Patient 125, 

Friday 23rd of September we're experimenting with some radical new medicine- come for a trip down the rabbit hole with us following the visions of Amy Statik as the Mad March Hare.  Discover what happens when medicine and sanity collide. Step out of our universe and into one which is entirely other. 

Join the medical mayhem at Psycho Ward.

Head Nurse 

Cynth Icorn

NEW body bag

Dear Patient 125,

For Psycho Ward September 23rd we have an exciting new form of treatment available for you- we have recently acquired a genuine body bag for use in the wards. Come and lay on the slab for your examination and our nurses will give you your post-mortem results. Don't be scared- we specialise in resuscitation and animation in our shock therapy unit.  

Come to Psycho Ward for your dose of deviant medication September 23rd

Head Nurse

Cynth Icorn

Step into our Immersive Clinic

Patient 125,

Whether this is remedial treatment or your first session please be advised to arrive early next Saturday for your appointment- Our nurses will be giving one on one appointments between 20.30- 22.30hrs . Check in with our receptionist and step into our house of healing- our team of dedicated specialists will be on hand to provide a through examination and follow up treatment. Our wards are equipped with Violet wands, a vacbed, renal beds, a proctology table, a traction table and ward beds will be at your disposal for emergency invasive therapy throughout the night.
Obey the nurses and you just might get your medication 

Head Nurse Cynth Icorn

Audio Therapy- DJ Darkstar

Dear Paitent 125,

This is you appointment to the audio therapy unit at Psycho Ward July 2nd with DJ Darkstar.

DJ DARKSTAR is the occult, shape-shifting Prince of Darkness whose audio art is inspired by the grotesque, the violent and the chaotic.

Specializing with experimentation in the combining the elements of gothic; industrial; dark electro; aggrotech and EBM mixed with dubstep and DnB, Darkstar produces sounds and beats that will unleash the beast within the breast of all the lunatics within the asylum.

“The Serpent spoke this unto me through gilded light and lunacy.”

Taking up residence at Psycho Ward for the second time, DARKSTAR brings us a specially designed and mixed set, unique to the theme of the night, titled ‘Shattered Memories.'

Come close and feel the mania at Psycho Ward July 2nd- your cure is waiting. 

Head Nurse Cynth Icorn

Nurse Aima Indigo

Dear patient 125,

You are invited to join us in our house of healing to celebrate your sickness- and it doesn't get much sicker than perverse Nurse Aima Indigo- a high intensity performer pumped to cartoon levels. You better take your medicine- Aima will be demonstrating her unique brand of therapy in our operating theatre July 2nd. Her proffesional credentials have sent her across the globe and have seen her model for Jean Paul Gaultier. 


Come close and feel the mania at Psycho Ward July 2nd- your cure is waiting. 

Head Nurse Cynth Icorn

Get experimental

Patient 125,

Psycho Ward is London's only immersive medical fetish event Join us Friday for your appointment.

Admit yourself to the asylum and wreak havoc in the wards- find a subject and get experimental with our specialist medical equipment. Our facilities include renal beds, a proctology table, a traction table, vacbed and violet wands. Have your sickness treated personally by our medical staff between 20.30hrs and 22.30 hrs.

Don't miss your appointment this Friday Oct 9th
Matron Cynth Icorn
Head of Psycho Ward

Mad Alan- King of the Asylum

Dear Patient 125,

Mr Mad Alan 'King of the Asylum' will be performing his political hook suspension performance at Psycho Ward October 9th. He will be joined by Sarge, Ashka and a special guest for this extreme, x-rated performance. Don't worry if his ultra violent antics leave you feeling queasy our medical team will be on hand in the sick bay.

Don't miss this rare performance from one of the UK's most underground acts your appointment is- next Friday October 9th.

Matron Cynth Icorn
Head of Psycho Ward

Are you ready for your treatment?

How will you respond to the treatment????

Surrender to the treatment

Next Psycho Ward - 9th October 2015

Your well being is important to us

October 9th > Next Psycho Ward

 
8.00 > 10.00 Immersive treatment operating theater
10.00 >10.30 Exclusive medical cabaret performances
10.30 >2.00 Physical dance therapy with our DJ's

Meet Matron and some of her team

MATRON:  "Our wounds are often the openings into the best and most beautiful part of us"

TRIAGE: "If I stay too long in here, I begin killing more patients than I save."


CRANIAL: "Electricity is just organised lightning"


NURSE 14: "Some live, some die .... it leaves scars in my head"

PATIENT CARE

While patient care is a priority,  in the dramatic hustle and bustle of the event operating theatre we have to admit accidents do happen. Please be aware.

RESPONDING TO TREATMENT

As a rule patients tend to find their treatment at PSYCHO WARD beneficial. They may at first resist being forced into inconvinient and exposed positions and their protestations are soon overwhelmed with medication allowing the staff to administer their invasive approaches to both mind and body.

LEGAL DISCLAIMER - PLEASE BE AWARE: On arrival at Psycho Ward reception all guests must sign a legal rights waiver that allows the staff to administer whatever medical treatment or medication no matter how invasive, innapropriate or uncomfortable that they may deem appropriate without any recourse.