New specialist equipment!

Patient 125,

Despite NHS Cuts our underground clinic has an exciting new acquisition- a medical gurney. This gurney is complete with bars, tilting and wheels. Perfect for in depth experimentation-  join us for our ward rounds on Saturday and get your hands on our state of the art renal beds, a proctology table, a traction table and ward beds. Our nurses will also be on hand until 10.30 offering vacbed therapy and violet wand treatment. After 10.30 the wards will be abandoned for you to explore and experiment in yourselves.

Your Cure is waiting

Psycho Ward Saturday July 2nd

-Cynth Icorn
Head Nurse

Get experimental

Patient 125,

Psycho Ward is London's only immersive medical fetish event Join us Friday for your appointment.

Admit yourself to the asylum and wreak havoc in the wards- find a subject and get experimental with our specialist medical equipment. Our facilities include renal beds, a proctology table, a traction table, vacbed and violet wands. Have your sickness treated personally by our medical staff between 20.30hrs and 22.30 hrs.

Don't miss your appointment this Friday Oct 9th
Matron Cynth Icorn
Head of Psycho Ward

Audio therapy with Heleness

October 9th stretch your limbs in our physiotherapy clinic with audio by Heleness. As the night gets dark get ready for music from the wards to move your muscles to.

Heleness is a DJ born of a mental breakthrough, bringing fierceness to the art of mixing music, with her tune selection and seamless versatility. Carefree and refreshingly gutsy, with enough energy to fuel a five-day bender, Heleness brings to you blistering, punchy breakbeats and DnB, tribally techno, hypnotic tech house, sleazily grinding electro, to more mellow deep house and tropical Afro and Balearic beats. Now surrounded by the wildest people in the city, Heleness has become a regular fixture in London's alternative scene, becoming the soundtrack to fun.

Clinic admittance

Dear Patient 125,

I am pleased to confirm your admittance to the Psycho Ward on October 9th- please be aware that the intensive therapy clinic will be open between 20.30 and 22.30. During these hours our nurses will be seeing individual patients for tests, diagnosis and treatment.

All treatment is a matter of trust- though the more you give yourself over to our progressive program the more you will get out of your induction to the Psycho Ward.

Be ready for group therapy but beware this is no sharing circle- the nurses have new experimental treatments on offer- Vacbeds, violet wands, restraint and vibrotherapy.
This surgery will focus on the treatment of Alcholism, Nymphomania, Insomnia, Perversity, Saint Vitus Dance and Insanity.
Do not miss your appointment- this therapy is vital.

Matron Cynth Icorn
Head of Psycho Ward