Patient 125,
Despite NHS Cuts our underground clinic has an exciting new acquisition- a medical gurney. This gurney is complete with bars, tilting and wheels. Perfect for in depth experimentation- join us for our ward rounds on Saturday and get your hands on our state of the art renal beds, a proctology table, a traction table and ward beds. Our nurses will also be on hand until 10.30 offering vacbed therapy and violet wand treatment. After 10.30 the wards will be abandoned for you to explore and experiment in yourselves.
Your Cure is waiting
Psycho Ward Saturday July 2nd
-Cynth Icorn
Head Nurse
Patient 125,
Whether this is remedial treatment or your first session please be advised to arrive early next Saturday for your appointment- Our nurses will be giving one on one appointments between 20.30- 22.30hrs . Check in with our receptionist and step into our house of healing- our team of dedicated specialists will be on hand to provide a through examination and follow up treatment. Our wards are equipped with Violet wands, a vacbed, renal beds, a proctology table, a traction table and ward beds will be at your disposal for emergency invasive therapy throughout the night.
Obey the nurses and you just might get your medication
Head Nurse Cynth Icorn
Dear Patient 125,
Come and witness the insane and the bizarre for your viewing pleasure at the Psycho Ward operating theatre July 2nd as Sophia Disgrace will be disrobing and letting go the strings of sanity as she descends into perversion in her performance Le Chien.
The barriers between animal and human blur as glitter and bodily fluids clash do not miss this mania!
Come and celebrate your sickness
Psycho Ward July 2nd
Head Nurse Cynth Icorn
...... to see the doctor?
October 9th for the next surgery.
While you can enjoy our trailer, we recommend you come and joining us for some real medical benefit.
Dear Patient 125,
I am pleased to confirm your admittance to the Psycho Ward on October 9th- please be aware that the intensive therapy clinic will be open between 20.30 and 22.30. During these hours our nurses will be seeing individual patients for tests, diagnosis and treatment.
All treatment is a matter of trust- though the more you give yourself over to our progressive program the more you will get out of your induction to the Psycho Ward.
Be ready for group therapy but beware this is no sharing circle- the nurses have new experimental treatments on offer- Vacbeds, violet wands, restraint and vibrotherapy.
This surgery will focus on the treatment of Alcholism, Nymphomania, Insomnia, Perversity, Saint Vitus Dance and Insanity.
Do not miss your appointment- this therapy is vital.
Matron Cynth Icorn
Head of Psycho Ward
Despite NHS Cuts our underground clinic has an exciting new acquisition- a medical gurney. This gurney is complete with bars, tilting and wheels. Perfect for in depth experimentation- join us for our ward rounds on Saturday and get your hands on our state of the art renal beds, a proctology table, a traction table and ward beds. Our nurses will also be on hand until 10.30 offering vacbed therapy and violet wand treatment. After 10.30 the wards will be abandoned for you to explore and experiment in yourselves.
