Neo Fung and Peach Performance

Dear Patient 125,
Neo Fung and Peach will be released into the wards at Psycho Ward Fever Dream Nov 30th. Their insanity is infectious. Come and join us and witness the outbreak, this incredible duo fresh from the Faecal Matter Catwalk will be drawing you into strange happenings at Psycho Ward. 'The Fung-oid beast hid the foot of monstress Peach inside a cage, where it mutates into a barnacle tangle- if you want to meet the creature, it might also feed on your face.'

Buy your tickets now for an unforgettable night of interactive immersive nursing, experimental performance and goth and alt tunes.

Head Nurse Cynth Icorn

Luca Federici- Passages

Dear Patient 125,

Luca Federici will be performing Passages in our operating theatre at Psycho Ward Blood Ball.  

'In the recent years, by using actions, I am attempting to give aesthetic value to some experiences that have affected my life, such as BDSM activities and Catholic religion. As Italian, I was raised with Catholic education, often surrounded by people who talked about miracles, martyrdom, punishment to find joy and peace. All this has probably influenced me and my art.

I also believe in pain and sacrifice. I see them as a way to overcome my limits psycho-physic and fears and, moreover, establish a deep contact with myself since they enable me to touch feelings and emotions that I could not reach without submitting to the pain.'

Come and join us to dissect this visceral performance at Resistance Gallery 29th of October. 

Cynth Icorn
Head Nurse of Psycho Ward

Auto-Lover Installation

Dear Patient 125,

When you step into the wards on September 29th you will be invited to experience Charlotte CHW's installation Auto-Lover as part of our immersive abandoned wards. Auto-Lover is macabre and playful in equal measure, lay down upon the bed and leave yourself in its hands and watch it come to life with Charlotte's exciting live art performance.

Don't miss your invitation- your cure is waiting

Head Nurse Cynth Icorn

Nurse Perverse performance

Dear Patient 125,

Nurse Perverse will be performing for your viewing pleasure in our operating theatre to get your hearts racing.

A sensual and sexy stimulant in female form, don't miss the newest addition to our line up of lunacy. Your appointment is Friday 2nd of June. 20hrs onwards- cabaret at 22.30

Head Nurse
Cynth Icorn

Dr Darkstar Audio therapy

Dear Patient 125,

Join us at Psycho Ward Friday 2nd of June to Embrace the mania inside and let it out with audio therapy with DJ Darkstar with goth, rock alt and industrial tunes. “The Serpent spoke this unto me through gilded light and lunacy.”

DJ DARKSTAR is the occult, shape-shifting Prince of Darkness, who uses his sets and mixes as a ritualistic manifestation of chaos, wrath and violence. Blending the genres of gothic; industrial; dark electro; hardstyle and aggrotech into a deranged psychotropic cocktail of for audio therapy.

Head Nurse
Cynth Icorn

Prize for Best dressed

Dear Patient 125,

On Friday bring on your best ward-ware and be inspired by your insanity to win best dressed. There will be a traditional Psycho Ward treat from the head nurse awaiting you if you outfit has stepped out of a dream or nightmare.

If you want some ideas for your costume look no further.

Let all your sickness out on Friday night from 8pm at Psycho Ward

FAB Discount for Patients

Dear Patient 125,
As part of our psychofetishism scheme Fetish Alternative Boutique will be offering patients a special discount starting from now until Thursday the 2nd at 7pm. 

There will be a 10% discount across the whole range in store, just mention the code WARD10 at the till before paying! Get there to get your ward ware and indulge in your favoured fabrics and become your fantasies ready for Psycho Ward March 3rd. 

Head Nurse

Cynth Icorn

New treatment facilities

Dear Patient 125,

At Psycho Ward on March 3rd we will be providing new equipment for medical for your experimentation, with a new examination table and vacuum cupping.

Come and loose yourselves in our abandoned wards and delve into the depths of your psyche. With our renal beds, violet wands and ward beds body bag and traction table to treat every ailment.

Join us and get ready for some radical medical research.

Head Nurse
Cynth Icorn

Audio Therapy with DJ Kohl

Dear Patient 125,

Friday March 3rd we're here to realign your rhythm with infamous audio specialist DJ Kohl.  Dr Kohl  has previously played Download, Infest, Resistanz, Slimelight and Sexhibition. He will be bringing the fiercest goth, alt and industrial beats from the darkness into our laboratory for you aching limbs.

-Don't miss this appointment, regular therapy is a crucial cure.

Cynth Icorn
Head Nurse of Psycho Ward

Specialist Kinkblot Klinik

Dear Patient 125,

March 3rd we have a special appointment for you- we have a visiting specialist to the ward  Professor Tintenfleck who will be running a psychodiagnostik clinic to uncover the deepest roots of patients' dis-ease.

This revolutionary new technique will be an opportunity to discover the sickness within so our nurses at Psycho Ward can better cure it.

Be sure to join us early to delve into the depths of your disorders.

Head Nurse
Cynth Icorn

Nurse Carlotta's Shock treatment

Dear Patient 125,

Nurse Carlotta will be expanding her shock treatment unit for December 2nd and presenting an intense electro therapy demonstration in our operating theatre. Come and marvel at the miracle of science in this deviant exploration of EST with her electrifying violet wand.  

Join us at Psycho Ward- 

-Cynth Icorn

Head Nurse of Psycho Ward

Perverse Nurse- Snake Fevor

Dear Patient 125,

Your next appointment is December 2nd at Psycho Ward. Join us in the operating theatre to witness Snake Fevor's fevered visions as they manifest before you very eyes on stage.

Snake holds Multiple Guinness World Records and is a sword swallower, snake charmer, sideshow, cabaret and circus performer. She is a regular performer at Torture Garden, Cafe De Paris and The Double R Club. But for Psycho Ward she has a very unique sick show for your delectation.

Step into Snake's underworld where her body defies nature!

-Cynth Icorn

Head Nurse of Psycho Ward

Chase the beat with Dr Kohl audio therapy

Dear Patient 125,

Psycho Ward September 23rd will be putting the tune in lunacy with goth, rock and industrial tunes from DJ Dr Kohl. Get ready for some physiotherapy and chase the heart beats off these mental tracks. Dr Kohl  has previously played infamous institutions such as Download, Infest, Resistanz, Slimelight and Sexhibition.

Come for your done of audio therapy

Cynth Icorn
Head Nurse of Psycho Ward

Amy Statik asylum show

Dear Patient 125, 

Friday 23rd of September we're experimenting with some radical new medicine- come for a trip down the rabbit hole with us following the visions of Amy Statik as the Mad March Hare.  Discover what happens when medicine and sanity collide. Step out of our universe and into one which is entirely other. 

Join the medical mayhem at Psycho Ward.

Head Nurse 

Cynth Icorn

Damien Frost Photobooth

Dear Patient 125,

Tomorrow at Psycho Ward wear your insides on the outside and lets your sickness shine through with our photo booth with renowned photographer Damien Frost- the genius behind the Night Flowers book as seen in The Guardian and Slate.  Come dressed to distress and have your soul stolen by Damien's camera.

Head Nurse

Cynth Icorn

New specialist equipment!

Patient 125,

Despite NHS Cuts our underground clinic has an exciting new acquisition- a medical gurney. This gurney is complete with bars, tilting and wheels. Perfect for in depth experimentation-  join us for our ward rounds on Saturday and get your hands on our state of the art renal beds, a proctology table, a traction table and ward beds. Our nurses will also be on hand until 10.30 offering vacbed therapy and violet wand treatment. After 10.30 the wards will be abandoned for you to explore and experiment in yourselves.

Your Cure is waiting

Psycho Ward Saturday July 2nd

-Cynth Icorn
Head Nurse

Step into our Immersive Clinic

Patient 125,

Whether this is remedial treatment or your first session please be advised to arrive early next Saturday for your appointment- Our nurses will be giving one on one appointments between 20.30- 22.30hrs . Check in with our receptionist and step into our house of healing- our team of dedicated specialists will be on hand to provide a through examination and follow up treatment. Our wards are equipped with Violet wands, a vacbed, renal beds, a proctology table, a traction table and ward beds will be at your disposal for emergency invasive therapy throughout the night.
Obey the nurses and you just might get your medication 

Head Nurse Cynth Icorn

Research Weekend Itinerary

Dear Students,



Your itinerary for your medical weekend of immersion is as follows, be sure to check in for your examination on Saturday at Psycho Ward for a through examination with hands on experimentation and live dissection.

Friday night- Pain lecture at the Wellcome collection

Saturday day time- Explore London's medical museums

Saturday 8pm- late PSYCHO WARD 

Party on at Slime Light open til -7.30am

Sunday- London Alternative Market

Please share your research findings with the ward

Head Nurse

Sister Cynth Icorn

DJ Kohl's Phonic lab.

Patient 125,

We know what's best for you at Psycho Ward July 2nd, come and join London's most experimental underground lab with goth, rock and alt tunes. Phonic specialist DJ Kohl comes from a new breed of underground DJs, bringing dancefloor-igniting records with an unforgettable stage presence to the Industrial, Fetish and Harder dance scenes

A resident of the underground dance event 'Sinistry' in London, which is synonymous with London's longest running industrial club 'Slimelight'. Kohl will definitely be sticking around the underground scene - doing what he does best; working decks to rock the party.

Move your muscles at Psycho Ward- its doctor's orders.

-Head Nurse Cynth Icorn

Audio Therapy- DJ Darkstar

Dear Paitent 125,

This is you appointment to the audio therapy unit at Psycho Ward July 2nd with DJ Darkstar.

DJ DARKSTAR is the occult, shape-shifting Prince of Darkness whose audio art is inspired by the grotesque, the violent and the chaotic.

Specializing with experimentation in the combining the elements of gothic; industrial; dark electro; aggrotech and EBM mixed with dubstep and DnB, Darkstar produces sounds and beats that will unleash the beast within the breast of all the lunatics within the asylum.

“The Serpent spoke this unto me through gilded light and lunacy.”

Taking up residence at Psycho Ward for the second time, DARKSTAR brings us a specially designed and mixed set, unique to the theme of the night, titled ‘Shattered Memories.'

Come close and feel the mania at Psycho Ward July 2nd- your cure is waiting. 

Head Nurse Cynth Icorn