Heleness Phonic Lab

Patient 125,

Get ready for your physio with Heleness's electrifying beats- Lets get freaky this Friday 13th and move your muscles in our abandoned wards!

Heleness is a DJ born of a mental breakthrough, bringing fierceness to the art of mixing music, with her tune selection and seamless versatility. Carefree and refreshingly gutsy, with enough energy to fuel a five-day bender, Heleness brings to you blistering, punchy breakbeats and DnB, tribally techno, hypnotic tech house, sleazily grinding electro, to more mellow deep house and tropical Afro and Balearic beats. Now surrounded by the wildest people in the city, Heleness has become a regular fixture in London's alternative scene, becoming the soundtrack to fun.

-Nurse Cynth Icorn

Immersive therapy

 Patient 125,
 The clinic is open for immersive therapy is 20.30hrs-22.30hrs be sure to attend and get your pulse racing- have a one to one with one of our team of perverse nurses. We your health is our focus with our clinic's specialist treatment in our unique care centre. Our nurses have new experimental treatments on offer- Vacbeds, violet wands, restraint and vibrotherapy. 

Group therapy is at hand, work together to earn your medicine and get your fix- prove your sickness to the nurses and be rewarded! 

Throughout the night, after the clinic closes drop into the retox clinic to top up your toxin intake, stretch your body in the audio therapy unit to goth and alt tunes by DJ Darkstar and Heleness and release your inner demons with performances by Syban and Beatrix Carlotta. Feeling experimental? Take your turn at playing doctors and nurses in our abandoned wards complete with a selection of specialist medical equipment.

Join the mania-
Psycho Ward
Friday 13th May
 20.00 til late
-Cynth Icorn

Hysteria

Dear Patient 125,

Friday 13th come and witness Beatrix Carlotta- presenting a hysterical Victoriana femme drama that journeys from poised suppression to unhinged sexual mania! See the stifling civility get torn away so that the fetishistic insanity below may prevail. We need to know your prognosis for this pained pervert- how best shall we exorcise her demons?

Don't miss your appointment- Friday 13th May.

Matron Cynth Icorn
Head of Psycho Ward

DJ Darkstar

Dear Patient 125,

Join us Friday 13th of May and get your St Vitus Dance on and get disturbed with us in the audio therapy unit with Darkstar.

Darkstar, is the shape-shifting, occult Prince of Darkness. He specializes in gothic; industrial; dark electro; aggrotech and EBM music, awakening the beast within the breast of the insane. He is an award-winning film director, musician and writer with a penchant for swordsmanship, martial arts, horseback riding and sphynx cats. ....He also loves candy and blasphemous amounts of makeup. Don't miss your appointment- this therapy is vital.

Matron Cynth Icorn
Head of Psycho Ward

Surgery with Syban

Dear Patient 125,

The unleashed maniac the wardens will be bringing to the operating theatre for your delight is international performance artist Syban. Syban melds medicine and myth she will be bringing a storm of ritualistic dark magic, avant-garde costume, exorcisms, blood and despair. A blend of beautiful surgery and horrifying dance, Syban will be presenting a piece to tap into your inner chaos and wake up your inner demons.

Don't miss your appointment- Friday 13th May.

Matron Cynth Icorn
Head of Psycho Ward

Get experimental

Patient 125,

Psycho Ward is London's only immersive medical fetish event Join us Friday for your appointment.

Admit yourself to the asylum and wreak havoc in the wards- find a subject and get experimental with our specialist medical equipment. Our facilities include renal beds, a proctology table, a traction table, vacbed and violet wands. Have your sickness treated personally by our medical staff between 20.30hrs and 22.30 hrs.

Don't miss your appointment this Friday Oct 9th
Matron Cynth Icorn
Head of Psycho Ward

Mad Alan- King of the Asylum

Dear Patient 125,

Mr Mad Alan 'King of the Asylum' will be performing his political hook suspension performance at Psycho Ward October 9th. He will be joined by Sarge, Ashka and a special guest for this extreme, x-rated performance. Don't worry if his ultra violent antics leave you feeling queasy our medical team will be on hand in the sick bay.

Don't miss this rare performance from one of the UK's most underground acts your appointment is- next Friday October 9th.

Matron Cynth Icorn
Head of Psycho Ward