Monday, 22 August 2016

NEW body bag

Dear Patient 125,

For Psycho Ward September 23rd we have an exciting new form of treatment available for you- we have recently acquired a genuine body bag for use in the wards. Come and lay on the slab for your examination and our nurses will give you your post-mortem results. Don't be scared- we specialise in resuscitation and animation in our shock therapy unit.  
Come to Psycho Ward for your dose of deviant medication September 23rd

Head Nurse

Cynth Icorn

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