Dear Patient 125,
Mr Mad Alan 'King of the Asylum' will be performing his political hook suspension performance at Psycho Ward October 9th. He will be joined by Sarge, Ashka and a special guest for this extreme, x-rated performance. Don't worry if his ultra violent antics leave you feeling queasy our medical team will be on hand in the sick bay.
Don't miss this rare performance from one of the UK's most underground acts your appointment is- next Friday October 9th.
Matron Cynth Icorn
Head of Psycho Ward